Or perhaps it's a very cruel April Fool's prank

Services are back online for most, but some still have problems

“With no admission as to liability”

OneNeck's "Vault" at Bend, broke

Wells F****

"What government-wide review will now be done of Atos’ ability to provide IT services for government on such a scale?"

Says the flames took off in the server room

Eighteen months on, there's no agreement on the cause of last year's failure

Customers in the Dallas Fort Worth area reported that both Internet and TV services were down on Monday

High energy storms, damaged servers and incorrect auto-scale configurations

Microsoft has a terrible week

Even the status page is down

An issue with a Vodafone cable wreaks havoc at one of the UK’s busiest airports

Customers were unable to access online banking services, and transactions on CBA terminals were blocked

Survey shows average PUE at a record low, but the rate of outages is increasing

How many trucks does it take to fix a network?

Technical glitch pauses the relentless march of capitalism

Update: the facility’s fire suppression system was triggered, taking one data hall offline; backup systems were slow to respond

Takes a day out of students’ calendar

European servers hosting tens of thousands of players went down for at least six hours

Good thing it’s not the holiday season, otherwise this would be terrible

Now New Zealand customers will have their data stored on their home continent

Willie Walsh, head of BA’s parent IAG, admits human error, but leaves a lot of questions

All planes grounded on holiday Saturday, no details released

Update: more information here